Thursday, April 17, 2008

My thoughts on the Democratic debates last night would be censored....

... so here is a story about a balloon full of hot air.....

One day a presidential candidate in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 30 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat too."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, then you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

MY TEACHERS USED TO SAY KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!

IF YOU WANT GOVERNMENT TO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS TALKING ABOUT AND CAN MAKE IT WORK,
TELL THEM TO KEEP TO THE SCRIPT IF ITS NOT IN THERE DON'T SAY YOU'LL DO IT OR PASS IT INTO LAW!

PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS;
VOTE LIBERTARIAN FOR A TRUE CHANGE!

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