Saturday, April 01, 2017

Trump bans Arabic numerals

On Friday, President Trump signed an executive order outlawing the use of Arabic numerals in government budgeting and operations.
"This has nothing to do with Islamophobia. This is about preserving our culture from corrupt, foreign influences. For far too long, our defense spending has been limited by basic math."

1 comment:

Jeannette Jaquish said...

I wonder what the going rate for virgins will be in the new currency.